Court Is In Session...
You Be The Judge!
We’re a brand-new restaurant located in Vancouver Washington, offering delicious pizza, refreshing cocktails, and mouth-watering wings. We are excited to serve the community with the highest quality food and ingredients.
Our goal is to provide an unforgettable dining experience while creating a welcoming atmosphere for both locals and visitors alike.
Pizza
Cocktails
Wings
Food So Delicious
It Should Be
A Crime
Experience a symphony of flavors at our cozy Vancouver restaurant. Our pizza, pasta, and cocktails are skillfully crafted, boasting of delicious, savory taste that’s so good, it should be illegal.
Visit us for a memorable meal that elevates your culinary journey. Your table awaits at the heart of our vibrant, warm kitchen.
A pizza with a rap sheet as enticing as its flavor profile. Our mischievously layered base of robust red sauce provides the perfect hideout for a fugitive blend of mozzarella and notorious Tillamook cheddar.
Each slice is an accomplice, harboring pepperoni so tantalizingly tasty, it should be criminal. Enjoy the taste of culinary rebellion with every bite.
$5.00 slice / $22 whole
Frequently Asked Questions
Every Day Help
for Our Customers
Got a question for us? We’ve got answers!
Here are some answers to questions we’re commonly asked.
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Yes. Our menu has several items that are gluten-free and are marked by a special symbol.
View our Menu page for a full list of menu items, including our gluten-free dishes.
Please inform your server when ordering, and they will be sure to let the kitchen know so that appropriate steps can be taken.
At this time, we do offering catering on a case by case basis. You can contact us about catering at felonypizzaoffices@gmail.com
Yes. You can call us at
Vancouver : (360) 718-7724
Gresham : (971) 804-5765
We are also available on Ubereats, and Grubhub currently!
You can call us to place an order for pick-up at both of our locations.
We do not offer online ordering at this time
We’re located in the Safeway Shopping Center between Dot Com Vapor & Gossip and Grain.
Our address is:
6700 NE 162nd Ave
Suite 411
Vancouver, WA 98682
For more info, including a map with directions, visit our locations page.
